I watched as Mary and David danced, and I could tell she was really into him. I bought them a couple of drinks and met them back at our table, and after another slow dance they came back to the table. She said, “David, this is my husband Ron. Ron, this is David.”. He looked a little surprised, but I put his mind at ease by saying, “The two of you looked hot out there!”. They sat very close together and after a minute I acted as though I dropped my drink napkin, and happily saw that Mary was making her move as I glanced under our table. I stood and said, I am going to check out the bar and leave you two alone, and as I walked away I saw Mary take David’s tongue into her mouth and her hand moving a little more forcefully under the table. Perfect!